Hang on, here goes. It is mostly accurate...I can't keep up with all the details.
My mother was married at 16 and had her first child, a daughter at 17.
Her daughter, my sister, had her first child, a daughter, at 16.
Her daughter, my niece, had her first child, a daughter, at 18.
Her daughter, my grand-niece, had her first child, a daughter, at 16.
Her daughter, my great-grand niece, had her first child, a son, at 19.
Frankly, we are a bit relieved. We were beginning to think she would never have children (tongue inserted firmly in cheek).
So, you vote. Does this make me a candidate for redneckness?