1. You CAN watch too much CSI
2. You can cough until you puke
3. You can be hungry and too tired to eat
4. Soup is good. Chili not so much
5. Prednisone is an evil drug
6. This isn't my body and I want out
7. Coughing can make you sore in places you didn't know you had
8. It would be helpful if you didn't actually have to breath
9. It is a good time to grow beard
10. My wife is a saint