After a few years of using Twitter, I think I’ve discovered a secret code. What Our Tweets REALLY Say!
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The
Tweet We Send
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What We
REALLY Mean
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@lesseraccount Thanks for the RT!
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“Your suck-up has been duly noted. Get
back in line”
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@godlyaccount Thanks for the RT!
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“OMG! You noticed me… please, please
do it again. Please!”
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@newaccount Thanks for the follow
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“Yes. I know you worship me. Get back
in line”
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@Celebrity Thanks for the follow
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“LOOK AT ME!!! I’m somebody now!”
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RT @you @somebody2 @somebody3 @afriend
#FF people
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“I do this for you, but I better get
some followers and you owe me”
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#FF @godlyaccount because they are the
bomb, funny and can walk on water
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“Yes. I’m sucking up. Getting back in
line now.”
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#FF @lesseraccount because they are
new to twitter, cute and funny
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“Ok. Charity done. I pray that they
will remember this tweet if they become @godlyaccount”
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“A clever, touching, cute quote” –
Famous Person
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“I can’t really be bothered to think
for myself at this moment, but see how smart I am to find good quotes? Follow
me now!”
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RT @someone “A clever, touching cute
quote” – Famous Person
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"I can’t even be bothered to source by
own quotes, much less create something original. I’m in line."
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Current Blog title with LINK
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"I've written something and I’m begging
you to read it…heck you don’t have to read it just RT it or click on the
link. Come on little statistics grow!"
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RT of a RT of your Tweet
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"Look! Somebody thought I was clever. I’m
so clever! What a clever one am I!"
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@someone LOOK! This is amazing w/ LINK
to something you’re selling
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"I’m a SPAMMER"
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